Sunday, August 26, 2007

Travis Henry: Goldplated Babymaker

Shawn Kemp, move over. Travis Henry, former Vol and NFL running back, has been sowing the seeds of love all over the South. And those seeds are powerful. Powerful enough to produce nine children by nine women in four states. While making nine babies with nine women in four states sounds fun, it also sounds unfathomably expensive. Not for an NFL running back though, right? It would be easy if you didn't blow 15% of you after tax bonus on gold chains. Henry blows so much money that his lawyer argues that he won't be able to fund a $250,000 trust for his progeny.