Wrestling With Nebraska

There is a disturbing development in Minnesota wresting. It seems that Minnesota high school wrestlers are contracting herpes in record numbers. Actually, it is special type of herpes called herpes gladiatorum that, evidently, only gladiators get. Have fun explaining that one later in life. "Yeah, I've had herpes, but it was from gladiatin', baby."

The culprit, according to Minnesota, is filthy wrestlers from Nebraska.

Now you have another possible explanation when your wife asks you how she got herpes, if "the toilet seat gave it to you" doesn't work.